Close the door, put out the light.
You know they won't be home tonight.
The snow falls hard and don't you know?
The winds of Thor are blowing cold.
They're wearing steel that's bright and true
They carry news that must get through.

They choose the path where no-one goes.

They hold no quarter.

Walking side by side with death, The devil mocks their every step
The snow drives back the foot that's slow, The dogs of doom are howling more
They carry news that must get through, To build a dream for me and you

They choose the path where no-one goes.

They hold no quarter. They ask no quarter.
The pain, the pain without quarter.
They ask no quarter.
The dogs of doom are howling more!

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

and I'm not telling you what it's about until it comes out! it's a surprise.

You want some Debbie Butter????

On July 5th 2007 we went to Salthouse Branch Park on Philpott Lake in southwest Virgina for a camping trip.

Anyway the first night my dad and my uncles just basically got really really drunk. The next day my dad had hell of a hangover. At about, I would guess 5, my brother wanted to go to the playground right by the lake. My three cousins 16, 15 , and 8 and I went.

Anyway we got real bored and noticed a new hiking trail right by the playground. The map outside of it showed the trail going in a loop. We thought it would just go around the camp. Anyway we all go on the trail. after about 30 minutes I start getting worried and tell them to go back. My cousin Wendy (16) acted like see knew where we were going.

It started to get dark. We had no clue where we were. We were literally off the trail in the middle of the woods. I couldn't stand the fact we getting chased by damn horseflys. My cousin Aaron (8) started to cry because his feet hurt lol, my brother Jake (7) was tired and started to cry. So they whine and ride piggy back on Wendy and Mandy.

We got to a dark opening in the woods pitch black. At this point my cosin Mandy (15) started to freak out. Mostly because all she was thinking about was The Blair Witch Project.

We start to run blindly back, and got to water, and call our lungs out for boats. These two dudes from West Virginia who were fishing heard us and came to help. We got on the boat and went back at about 9:30 P.M.

When we got off the boat my cousin Wendy's sister Marissa who was fishing during the time was freaking out screaing in tears " Why'd you do it Wendy??!!"

As I mentioned before my dad had a hangover lol. Anyway a bunch of people were looking for us.

Then we figured out the trail lasted 20 miles. That is one camping trip I won't forget.

Newgrounds members get their very own webpage now! I'm so excited I don't know what to type!

Burn in hell America >:(

I am being held hostage by a army of mutated squrriels. If you are anywhere near the city of Atlantis come here with a ransom of 2 nuts.